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| it makes good good sense ![]() ![]() Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45
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| 13 Reasons Its Cool To Be A Guy 1)Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2)You can go to the bathroom without a support group. 3)You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 4)If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. 5)Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. 6)Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 7)Same work, more pay. 8)Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. 9)Wedding dress: $2,000. Tuxedo rental: $75. 10)If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 11)You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 12)The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 13)Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
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| kenobi Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| All true, my friend, all true I will be doing Number 13 this week-end.
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| Frotch Central ![]() Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lincoln, Ne
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| Great, 2ox by the way I'm likin' the Avatar "I need more cowbell" ahh those were the days of a decently funny SNL
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!! ![]() ![]() Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Goes down smooth. ![]() | I'm going to try and knock out most of my shopping today(friday) |
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| Off The Deep End ![]() ![]() | I might get my shopping done today, never know!
__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. |
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