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Old 01-18-2006   #1
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A donkey and a rooster each lived on a farm. They were separated only by a barbed-wire fence. The owner of the rooster was working in the field nearby. All of a sudden he heard the rooster howl in pain...the donkey from the other farm had bitten of the rooster's legs right at the knees.

The farmer ran to the fence and struggled with the donkey. The farmer that owned the donkey overheard the noise and ran to the fence to see what was going on. The donkey farmer asked the rooster farmer "What is going on here?!"

The other farmer replied "There is 2 feet of my cock in your ass!"
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I never knew roosters had knees.
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After re-reading my post, I see that it is quite wordy...sorry about that.
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