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Old 01-26-2006   #1
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Next time you hear a politician just casually throwing around the term "billion", think about this.

A) A billion seconds ago,it was 1959.
B) A billion minutes ago,Jesus was alive.
C) A billion hours ago,our ancestors were living in the stone age.
D) A billion days ago,noone walked on 2 feet on Earth.
E) A billion dollars ago,was 8 hours,20 minutes ago,at the rate our government currently spends it.
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So how long ago was that milestone??
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Party hardy, rock n roll, drink a fifth and smoke a bowl!
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