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| TnTU's Official "JETTHEAD"   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46
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| Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads: Thought you all would get a kick out of this, just to clarify things.... this was sent to me by a female.... Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads: 40-ish ....................... 49. Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone. Athletic ...................... No breasts Average looking ......... Moooo. Beautiful .................... Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure ... On medication. Feminist ................... Fat Free spirit .................. Junkie Friendship first ......... Former slut. New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places. Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs. Open-minded ............ Desperate Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing. Professional ............. Bitch Voluptuous ................ Very Fat Huge frame .............. Hugely Fat Wants soul mate ....... Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay |
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| Off The Deep End   Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | We are ahead of ya! http://tntu.net/jokes-music/2609-dic...sonal-ads.html
__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. |
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF   Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| You're right, shutterbug, I thought this looked familiar... It's still funny though 
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| Oh hell sorry about that...hear I thought I had something new.. |
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02-02-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Don't sweat it, Al. You probably just don't have the time to look at all of the threads.
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02-02-2006
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| Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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| I know I sometimes wonder what I miss since I can go days without being online
__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. |
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02-02-2006
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| TnTU Senior  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Vista Age: 43
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| Been there . . seen it . . . read it . . hated it 
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