02-02-2006
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| Off The Deep End   Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | Robin Williams plan "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middlle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or wher e they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
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02-02-2006
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| Sith Chef   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Nice post SB! Robin hits some points right on the head. |
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02-02-2006
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| TnTU Senior   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Vista Age: 43
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| He does have a way with words . . . I still laugh at his Live HBO show. . . He leaves gender or nationality untouched.
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02-02-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| I cannot argue with a word of it.
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02-02-2006
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| You don't dislike me as much as your gonna!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The peaceful and friendly neighborhood of Benson Age: 34
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| Funny that's what i was thinking.
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02-02-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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 |  great stuff from a great mind. i have always liked his stff and think he is one of the best comics ever.
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02-02-2006
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Can we push this through the Legislature? Ha ha, I like his approach to foreign policy...
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02-03-2006
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| Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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02-19-2006
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| Grade school dropout  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: duh
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| Why don't people like that populate the gov't????????????? |
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: Robin Williams plan Quote:
To answer your question: It would make too much sense, that's why
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