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shutterbug · 02-09-2006

Pre-Booty-Call Agreement

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on this _____ day of __________, 2002, between _______________________ and___________________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" - we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex-it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred - just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!
18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so don't keep calling.
20. The most important one - no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
21. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
22. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be
BLOCKED from all communications until your sorry-ass understands the rules.

Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________

Date:________________

Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________

Date:________________

2ox · 02-09-2006

so thats a fuck buddy contract.....I could of used this about 14 years ago, but instead, I married it.

Daphne · 02-09-2006

and where were you yesterday..2 I didn't see ya

2ox · 02-09-2006

was I suppose to be somewhere yesterday? Did I forget again? Damn I hate getting old....

Daphne · 02-09-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2ox

was I suppose to be somewhere yesterday? Did I forget again? Damn I hate getting old....

thats right buddy..you need to check in!

shutterbug · 02-09-2006

Is that a whip I hear cracking?

Sweet William · 02-09-2006

The only bad thing about a fuck buddy is the potential to develope feelings or use the "L" word. Beats going to the bar, picking someone up, and then having to drop them off at thier car in the AM. Been there . . . kind of uncomfortable feeling . . . then you avoid that bar for a few weeks . . . go back later and there she sits, and wants you to sit next her. The look on your face says it all

02-09-2006	#1
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,123	Pre-Booty-Call Agreement Pre-Booty-Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on this _____ day of __________, 2002, between _______________________ and___________________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" - we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex-it's over, so get your ass up and go home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style preferred - just hit it hard and right or get the hell out! 18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. 19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so don't keep calling. 20. The most important one - no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home. 21. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 22. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your sorry-ass understands the rules. Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date:________________ Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date:________________ __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

02-09-2006	#2
2ox proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,311	so thats a fuck buddy contract.....I could of used this about 14 years ago, but instead, I married it. __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

02-09-2006	#4
2ox proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,311	was I suppose to be somewhere yesterday? Did I forget again? Damn I hate getting old.... __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

02-09-2006	#6
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,123	Is that a whip I hear cracking? __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

02-09-2006	#7
Sweet William TnTU Senior Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Vista Age: 43 Posts: 288	The only bad thing about a fuck buddy is the potential to develope feelings or use the "L" word. Beats going to the bar, picking someone up, and then having to drop them off at thier car in the AM. Been there . . . kind of uncomfortable feeling . . . then you avoid that bar for a few weeks . . . go back later and there she sits, and wants you to sit next her. The look on your face says it all __________________ So . . . . There I was

02-09-2006	#3
Daphne Special Members Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2005 Age: 86 Posts: 1,077	and where were you yesterday..2 I didn't see ya

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