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shutterbug · 02-09-2006

1. Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?

2. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

3. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

4. 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

5. Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

6. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

7. DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

8. You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT.

9. Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!

10. Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

11. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

12. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A woman

13. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

14. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

15. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

16. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

17. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

18. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

19. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

20. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

21. All men are idiots....I married their king.

22. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

23. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

24. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

25. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

26. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

27. Hang up and drive.

28. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

29. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

30. Where there's a will...I want to be on it.

31. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

32. Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

33. We are born naked, wet, and hungry .... Then things get worse.

34. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

35. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

36. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

37. Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.

38. Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

and the *1 bumper sticker of the week..............

40. Honk If You Want To See My Finger

ob1 · 02-09-2006

Nice post sb...some good ones in there.

Here's one I would like to see:

"Honk if your horn is broken"

KUfan_Donnie · 02-10-2006

There needs to be one about passing on the left...I'd like that one as I drive down I-80...

TNT_Tony · 02-10-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by ob1

"Honk if your horn is broken"

Me confused. How can horn be honked if horn broken?! Me brain itch.

Al · 02-15-2006

those are some good ones...I like the first one :)

02-09-2006	#1
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,123	40 Best bumper stickers 1. Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS? 2. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 3. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole! 4. 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? 5. Your gene pool needs a little chlorine. 6. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! 7. DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. 8. You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT. 9. Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date! 10. Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. 11. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom 12. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A woman 13. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets 14. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 15. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 16. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 17. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. 18. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute. 19. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad? 20. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 21. All men are idiots....I married their king. 22. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. 23. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. 24. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. 25. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. 26. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes. 27. Hang up and drive. 28. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. 29. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 30. Where there's a will...I want to be on it. 31. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. 32. Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink. 33. We are born naked, wet, and hungry .... Then things get worse. 34. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. 35. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 36. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 37. Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home. 38. Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else. and the *1 bumper sticker of the week.............. 40. Honk If You Want To See My Finger __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

02-10-2006	#3
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	There needs to be one about passing on the left...I'd like that one as I drive down I-80... __________________ One weekend survived

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02-09-2006	#2
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,813	Nice post sb...some good ones in there. Here's one I would like to see: "Honk if your horn is broken"

02-15-2006	#5
Al TnTU's Official "JETTHEAD" Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46 Posts: 430	those are some good ones...I like the first one :)