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Old 02-14-2006   #26
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all women require some maintenance, I don't care what kind of foo foo drink she likes. and yes MMM, you're always right!
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In her head she's always right.Reality,on the other hand,is another issue.
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2ox - nice you see the light..

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Damn,here we go again.
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Hey buddy, perhaps you should invest in a helmet.
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She'd just find a bigger stick.
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Screams high maintenance to me!!
Ummm I agree with Mike MMM
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In her head she's always right.Reality,on the other hand,is another issue.
Mike you the man, I have to agree yet again!! hehe
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I have been a bartender for over 12 years and I have seen this all to often . . . . a girl is sitting at the bar, SHE orders . . say a Vodka 7, later a guy comes up and says "can I buy you a drink"? . . . she then orders an expensive FuFu drink. They talk and she shuns him away casually . . . then she's right back on the Vodka 7. I say if your drinking a drink, and asked if someone can buy you a drink . . . you should order what you have been drinking . . . . Like buying a stripper a drink . . . it's like kissing your sister . . .just isn't right.
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