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shutterbug · 02-13-2006

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink!

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila. No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay

mike · 02-13-2006

I like it,most of it I will concur with.

MMM · 02-13-2006

I disagree with that.. I am not HM!! or old..

mike · 02-13-2006

MMM · 02-13-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike

mike · 02-13-2006

See what I get?I didnt say a word,either!!

MMM · 02-13-2006

Wow - I feel much better. Almost like today isn't Monday.. thanks mike..

guidothekillerpimp · 02-13-2006

Do you drink call or well drinks?

MMM · 02-13-2006

Mixed Drinks.. Amaretto Sours are my favorite
Sometimes Long Island Ice Teas or White Russians.

Although I might send a guy a look to let him know I was intrested I would never buy him a drink..

mike · 02-13-2006

Bud Light man here.With occasional Jack shots.

mike · 02-13-2006

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Originally Posted by MMM

Mixed Drinks.. Amaretto Sours are my favorite
Sometimes Long Island Ice Teas or White Russians.

Screams high maintenance to me!!

ob1 · 02-13-2006

I don't drink so what type am I??

mike · 02-13-2006

Richer than the rest of us!!

ob1 · 02-13-2006

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Originally Posted by mike

Richer than the rest of us!!

...only if I quit drinking so much Pepsi!

guidothekillerpimp · 02-13-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

Mixed Drinks.. Amaretto Sours are my favorite
Sometimes Long Island Ice Teas or White Russians.

Although I might send a guy a look to let him know I was intrested I would never buy him a drink..

Yeah,i got that but do you have to have a certain brand of liqour in your drinks.

MMM · 02-13-2006

I also like chocolate martinis - it is like drinking a chocolate bar.

guidothekillerpimp · 02-13-2006

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Originally Posted by mike

Screams high maintenance to me!!

Yeah, that's kinda what i was getting at HIGH MAINTENANCE.

MMM · 02-13-2006

So what is your definition of "high maintenance".. because before I blast you, I would like to know what you think I am ..

guidothekillerpimp · 02-13-2006

I'm just joking,chillout and have a

MMM · 02-13-2006

Oh I am not pissed off, .. Just joking around and really wondering what you guys consider "high maintenance".

guidothekillerpimp · 02-13-2006

God,that would take way too long,so i would just like to say i love all woman and i"m a guy so therefor too dumb to know the difference.

MMM · 02-13-2006

Guido - Luv Ya and glad to see you realize that there is no correct answer - expect mine..

(haha - just joking)

guidothekillerpimp · 02-13-2006

Whew glads that's over i was starting to feel like i was taking a trigonometry test

TNT_Tony · 02-14-2006

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Originally Posted by mike

Richer than the rest of us!!

I guess that goes for me too.

KUfan_Donnie · 02-14-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

Guido - Luv Ya and glad to see you realize that there is no correct answer - expect mine..

(haha - just joking)

Even though you are joking, so many women would agree to that statement...

02-13-2006	#1
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,123	Bartenders Psychology: Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: *Drink:* Beer *Personality:* Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. *Your Approach:* Challenge her to a game of pool. *Drink:* Blender Drinks *Personality:* Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. *Your Approach:* Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. *Drink:* Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. *Your Approach:* You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink! *Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach:* Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. *Drink:* White Zinfandel *Personality:* Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. *Your Approach:* Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target. *Drink:* Shots *Personality:* Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. *Your Approach:* Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! *Drink:* Tequila. No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut: *Domestic Beer:* He's poor and wants to get laid. *Imported Beer:* He likes good beer and wants to get laid. *Wine:* He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. *Whiskey:* He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. *Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel:* He's gay __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

02-13-2006	#2
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,691	I like it,most of it I will concur with. __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

02-13-2006	#4
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,691	__________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

02-13-2006	#6
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,691	See what I get?I didnt say a word,either!! __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

02-13-2006	#8
guidothekillerpimp You don't dislike me as much as your gonna! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The peaceful and friendly neighborhood of Benson Age: 34 Posts: 177	Do you drink call or well drinks? __________________ Go have fun,now.You know fun,time of your life.Maybe if you follow that,I won't have to come backhere

02-13-2006	#3
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,050	I disagree with that.. I am not HM!! or old..

02-13-2006	#12
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,813	I don't drink so what type am I??

02-13-2006	#13
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,691	Richer than the rest of us!! __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

02-13-2006	#19
guidothekillerpimp You don't dislike me as much as your gonna! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The peaceful and friendly neighborhood of Benson Age: 34 Posts: 177	I'm just joking,chillout and have a __________________ Go have fun,now.You know fun,time of your life.Maybe if you follow that,I won't have to come backhere

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