02-22-2006
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| Off The Deep End   Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | 13 Things To Make You Smile or Wonder Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "...that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever. Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier !!" Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?
__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. Last edited by Dave; 02-23-2006 at 08:21 AM. Reason: Just fixed the formatting to display better... |
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02-22-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: 13 Things To Make You Smile or Wonder Not a bad batch there 'bug. 
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02-22-2006
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| Special Members  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2005 Age: 86
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| Re: 13 Things To Make You Smile or Wonder funny bug  |
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02-22-2006
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: 13 Things To Make You Smile or Wonder Nice words of wisdom  |
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02-23-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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 | Re: 13 Things To Make You Smile or Wonder nice work my friend. 
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03-07-2006
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| i ride the short bus because i'm  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky
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| Re: 13 Things To Make You Smile or Wonder whatareya? consivertive? hehe chunky dunk |
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