02-24-2006
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| Off The Deep End   Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | Thoughts for the day (1) Zero Gravity When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them. (2) Our Constitution "They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. ;Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and it's worked for over 200 years. And, we're not using it anymore." (3) Ten Commandments The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians . It creates a hostile work environment.
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02-24-2006
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| Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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| Re: Thoughts for the day Now I know where my hard earned money is going in more ways than one!
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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 | Re: Thoughts for the day  nice styff my friend.
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02-24-2006
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| Special Members  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2005 Age: 86
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| Re: Thoughts for the day  bye guys |
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02-24-2006
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: Thoughts for the day ^Nice find Daph...I hope you are on the menu.  |
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02-24-2006
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| TnTU Senior   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Vista Age: 43
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| Re: Thoughts for the day Daphen . . . . If your the Chick . .. I wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toes . . . .and of course . . . . spend the majority of my time licking your . . . . .. well . . . you guess 
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: Thoughts for the day  Will that sign be on the island we build into the great Lake of Ashland?Because that would be sweet Ashlandtis study non-supporters  
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