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Old 03-05-2006   #1
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He's had a vasectomy, he can make love but no babies!
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Then she has nothing to worry about when he is "nibbling" on her vagina!
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What the hell is wrong with that woman?

If: "Stay away! The dog, he bites! He's crazy!" (or something like that...)

is what you have to say when you take your dog to the park...maybe you shouldn't be taking your dog to the park...
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I dont know who needs to be shot first. The dog or the lady.
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Both for the benefit of society
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She should be shot,then her dog should be overnighted to Thailand, bone appetite "sorry my french isn't very good"
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