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Old 03-09-2006   #1
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...knowing you ox, this has to be a juicy vid so I will be viewing this at home while "double clicking my mouse" ;)
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But I dont see why she cant? Females...
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Where's OUR channel,dammit!!!!!
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2ox I have to wonder
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Dang...where was she last night? I could barely talk this morning with my throat as sore as it was!
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Where's OUR channel,dammit!!!!!
Alright ask me your sex questions and I will answer them for you.
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How much is too much?
Whats not enough?
Do women "really" like cunninglingus?
Hair or bare?
Is mike really a sexual provocateur? He says he is but I don't believe him.
Does Dave really have 18" of Danglin' fury?

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How much is too much?
Whats not enough?
Do women "really" like cunninglingus?
Hair or bare?
Is mike really a sexual provocateur? He says he is but I don't believe him.
Does Dave really have 18" of Danglin' fury?

inquiring minds want to know!!!
As long as we(females) are pleased it is enough.. If we (women) aren't satisfied then it isn't enough.
That is like asking a man if he likes a blow job..

Hair or Bare - This isn't France..
Is Mike a sexual provacateur - he told us to ask you (2ox) .
Dave -18" ? He said ask Mike.
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As long as we(females) are pleased it is enough.. If we (women) aren't satisfied then it isn't enough.
That is like asking a man if he likes a blow job..

Hair or Bare - This isn't France..
Is Mike a sexual provacateur - he told us to ask you (2ox) .
Dave -18" ? He said ask Mike.
What the hell kind of answers are those? Except for the France thing, that was pretty cool
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What the hell kind of answers are those? Except for the France thing, that was pretty cool
Shutterbug - I am sorry if you don't understand big words like blow job.
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Shutter falls and breaks neck while doing a cheer. As the medics are carrying him out on a stretcher he begins to cheer:......Gimme a B.....Gimme a L.....Gimme an O......Gimme a W.......Gimme a J ........Gimme an O .....Gimme a B...........WHATS THAT SPELL????
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Do women "really" like cunninglingus?
Hair or bare?
Is mike really a sexual provocateur? He says he is but I don't believe him.
Does Dave really have 18" of Danglin' fury?

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Does It Count As Cheating If You Rub Penut Butter All Over Your Sack And Your Dog Licks It Off? Cause Its Your Dog...... So Its Not Cheating Right??? Lol
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Does It Count As Cheating If You Rub Penut Butter All Over Your Sack And Your Dog Licks It Off? Cause Its Your Dog...... So Its Not Cheating Right??? Lol

jugHEAD....its good to know you are responsible for the developement of young impressionable minds.
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jugHEAD....its good to know you are responsible for the developement of young impressionable minds.
relax its a qoute from a movie!


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I couldn't be more relaxed right now....the dog just got done.
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Does It Count As Cheating If You Rub Penut Butter All Over Your Sack And Your Dog Licks It Off? Cause Its Your Dog...... So Its Not Cheating Right??? Lol
That poor dog.. that is just wrong. Shame on you.. But if you let 2ox or mike lick it off then it isn't cheating..
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Shutterbug - I am sorry if you don't understand big words like blow job.
I understand that word and I like it very much, it is a very nice word!
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Does It Count As Cheating If You Rub Penut Butter All Over Your Sack And Your Dog Licks It Off? Cause Its Your Dog...... So Its Not Cheating Right??? Lol
That was so wrong in the movie and it is still SO WRONG
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