03-13-2006
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  | the micheal jackson joke thread Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at neverland ranch? A. when the big hand is on the little hand
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| Re: the micheal jackson joke thread Q. Why did Micheal Jackson call boys to men? A. He thought it was a delivery service.
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| Re: the micheal jackson joke thread Q. What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy? A. The way you make me feel, it really turns me on.
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03-14-2006
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| Re: the micheal jackson joke thread Q. why did they name a sandwich at Mcdonalds after Michael Jackson? A. because it was 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
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| Re: the micheal jackson joke thread What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag? One's white, made from plastic, and harmful to children, the other you carry your groceries in. |
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| Re: the micheal jackson joke thread What does Michael Jackson think of when he sees a boy in a McDonald's suit? A happy meal. |
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| Re: the micheal jackson joke thread Quote:
 But oh so funny!!! 
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| Re: the micheal jackson joke thread Quote:
i do my best. 
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| Re: the micheal jackson joke thread Did you hear Michael Jackson is doing a cover of an old Elton John song? Don't let your son go down on me.
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| Re: the micheal jackson joke thread Q. What do you say to Micheal Jackson at the beach? A. Get out of my son.
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| Re: the micheal jackson joke thread Q: What does MJ and Wal-mart have in common? A: They both little boys pants . . .half off. 
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03-15-2006
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| Re: the micheal jackson joke thread Damn! There is some funny s*it in this thread.
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03-16-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: the micheal jackson joke thread This joke doesn't actually mention Michael Jackson, but there are a couple of references to him. Q.What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite type of salad dressing? A.Neverland Ranch
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