03-14-2006
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| TnTU Senior   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Vista Age: 43
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| Husband Store A Husband Store: A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City where a woman may go! to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. A sign on each floor describes the "merchandise" on that floor: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She thinks she can do better, so she heads up to the second floor... Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. She thinks that although this is good, it must get better,so she heads to the third floor. Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but she still feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor. Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a six story New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that Love Sex. The second floor has wives that Love Sex and Have Money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
__________________ So . . . . There I was  Last edited by Dave; 03-15-2006 at 07:48 AM. Reason: Just cleaned up the formatting... |
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03-14-2006
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| Off The Deep End   Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | Re: Husband Store Nice find William
__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. |
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03-15-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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__________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere." |
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03-15-2006
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| Enjoy In Moderation  Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| Re: Husband Store Are you serious - Men would never leave the first floor. |
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03-15-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Husband Store Bulls***. I'm going to the second floor.I got bills to pay,too. 
__________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice |
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03-15-2006
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| I love Trav Time! :)  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion, Nebraska Age: 35
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| Re: Husband Store I wonder what floor customer service is on. I want to special order my husband.
__________________ Megan  Jesus was a liberal. |
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| Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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| Re: Husband Store Quote:
__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. | |
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