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| TnTU Senior   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Vista Age: 43
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| 10 Peeves tha Dogs have Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = U1 />time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. Now lay off me on some of these things, We both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???
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| TnTU Junior  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 32
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| Re: 10 Peeves tha Dogs have Those are pretty funny!  |
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| Off The Deep End   Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | Re: 10 Peeves tha Dogs have hmmmmm
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: 10 Peeves tha Dogs have Just go get my slippers,dammit!! 
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: 10 Peeves tha Dogs have Nice one SW...if men became that limber to lick themselves, they wouldn't have to leave the house. |
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03-16-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: 10 Peeves tha Dogs have Interesting....
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| proud beta test subject  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: 10 Peeves tha Dogs have Quote:
no....they would all go over to mikes.
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| Re: 10 Peeves tha Dogs have Right behind you 'ox.
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| Straight Pimpin   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38
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| Re: 10 Peeves tha Dogs have HA! That's a great list. I'll share those with Santana the semi-wonder dog.
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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| Goes down smooth.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 23
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| Re: 10 Peeves tha Dogs have I totally agree with the sweater one. |
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| proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: 10 Peeves tha Dogs have mike, your wit quotient has gone up exponentially recently. What....are you banging a comic?
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