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MMM · 03-16-2006

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now,
carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. NOW, the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that
in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by
Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."

NOW, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I
do not work in quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!!!

2ox · 03-16-2006

didn't mike say he works a J & J?

ob1 · 03-16-2006

Thanks 3M...I needed that today!

mike · 03-16-2006

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Originally Posted by 2ox

didn't mike say he works a J & J?

Some days I feel like it.

Sweet William · 03-16-2006

That is F'ing funny MMM . . . needed that today

Spike · 03-16-2006

Why were you buying a rectal thermometer?

Lynniebits · 03-16-2006

Evidently cuz her table needed the temp taken, in the butt.

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Originally Posted by Spike

Why were you buying a rectal thermometer?

shutterbug · 03-16-2006

Cool MMM!

Two2mnyxs · 03-16-2006

LOL thats funny stuff but now do you really want a rectal thermometer that has been used? hummmmm NOT ME

MMM · 03-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike

Why were you buying a rectal thermometer?

Because 2ox already broke the one he had and he needed another one..

comet04 · 03-16-2006

Now that we know what J&J does to the thermometers what does that say about it's employees? I certainly hope J&J gives them very soft chairs and plenty of soothing cream.

mike · 03-16-2006

Applying the cream is 2ox's job. He likes that.

josh · 03-16-2006

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Originally Posted by mike

Applying the cream is 2ox's job. He likes that.

he gets the best job assignments.

2ox · 03-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike

Applying the cream is 2ox's job. He likes that.

I just want to see that bad infection you have cleared up big guy.

ob1 · 03-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike

Applying the cream is 2ox's job. He likes that.

...only on the hot chicks

mike · 03-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2ox

I just want to see that bad infection you have cleared up big guy.

Its about there,dont you worry.

03-16-2006	#1
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,050	For an "I hate my job" day When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. NOW, the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested." NOW, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at Johnson and Johnson." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!!!

03-16-2006	#2
2ox proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,311	Re: For an "I hate my job" day didn't mike say he works a J & J? __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

03-16-2006	#3
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,813	Re: For an "I hate my job" day Thanks 3M...I needed that today!

03-16-2006	#5
Sweet William TnTU Senior Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Vista Age: 43 Posts: 288	Re: For an "I hate my job" day That is F'ing funny MMM . . . needed that today __________________ So . . . . There I was

03-16-2006	#6
Spike TnTU Grade School Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 15	Re: For an "I hate my job" day Why were you buying a rectal thermometer?

03-16-2006	#8
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,123	Re: For an "I hate my job" day Cool MMM! __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

03-16-2006	#9
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 949	Re: For an "I hate my job" day LOL thats funny stuff but now do you really want a rectal thermometer that has been used? hummmmm NOT ME __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

03-16-2006	#11
comet04 TnTU Pre-school Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 4	Re: For an "I hate my job" day Now that we know what J&J does to the thermometers what does that say about it's employees? I certainly hope J&J gives them very soft chairs and plenty of soothing cream.

03-16-2006	#12
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,691	Re: For an "I hate my job" day Applying the cream is 2ox's job. He likes that. __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

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