03-20-2006
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| The stickiest of the ickiest   Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 26
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  | 3 ducks walk into a bar........ First duck sits down. Bartender - "What's your name?" Duck number one - "My name is Huey" Bartender - "Well how the hell are ya Huey?" Huey - "I'm great. I've been in and out of puddles all day. A duck could not ask for more." Bartender - "Here's a drink. Who's your friend?" Duck number two - "My name is Louie" Bartender - "Hey Louie. How the hell are ya?" Louie - "I'm great. I have been in and out of puddles all day. What more could a duck ask for?" Bartender - "Here is your drink Louie. And let me guess, your friends name is Dewey?" Duck number three (as she bats her big long eyelashes)- "No, my name is puddles." 
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| TnTU Pre-school   Join Date: Jan 2006
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| Re: 3 ducks walk into a bar........ Now that really "quacks" me up. I'm just surprised that after going in and out all day they are still able to walk anywhere.  |
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03-20-2006
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| Sith Chef    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: 3 ducks walk into a bar........ Well I'm sure puddles was ladled with plenty of "duck gravy".   |
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| TnTU Senior  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Vista Age: 43
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| Re: 3 ducks walk into a bar........ Gravey . . . . . How about "Glazed" 
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| The stickiest of the ickiest Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 26
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| Re: 3 ducks walk into a bar........ MMMMMM..............glazed duck. That makes me hungry. Wrong kind of glaze that we are referring to; mind you, but still..........................
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: 3 ducks walk into a bar........ It sounds like Puddles was one "stuffed duck"!
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