03-20-2006
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| Fear me, if you dare!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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 | Men wear the pants... So a newlywed couple just gets home from their honeymoon, and the man takes off his pants, hands them to his wife and says, "Put these on honey." She does, and they are too big. He says, "That's right cuz I wear the pants in this relationship." She takes off the pants, takes off her panties and hands them to him telling him to put them on. He tries, but can't get them past his knees. He says, "Honey, I can't get into your panties." She says... "And unless you change your attitude you will never get in these panties again!" Thank you, thank you, I will be snowed in all week. 
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03-20-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Men wear the pants... Ok, fair enough.Point taken.... Maam,yes maam. 
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03-20-2006
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| Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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| Re: Men wear the pants... Actually my mom told me that joke.
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03-20-2006
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: Men wear the pants... Thanks for the chuckle, bits.  |
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03-20-2006
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| TnTU Freshman  Join Date: Sep 2005
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| Re: Men wear the pants... that was a good joke but it is how some guys wife treat them and how some guys treat there wifes. but yes it was funny and it is nice to see when were are snowed in all week |
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