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Chubby

Mattel recently announced the release of Limited
Edition Barbie Dolls for the Omaha, Nebraska market:

West Omaha Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at Village Point. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Millard Barbie
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold
separately.

North Omaha Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash-preferably
small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Bennington Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club
membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Council Bluffs Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six pack of Coors light and a Hank Williams , Jr. CD set. She can
spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when he's drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Regency Barbie
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears undergarments from Borsheims and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at Gorat's. Percocet prescription available.

Benson Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Council Bluff's Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes
low-rise acid washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

Dundee Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow." She does not want or need a Ken doll, but you if purchase two Dundee Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Bellevue Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the
infant.

Elkhorn Barbie
She's perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is cause he's always hunting.

Valley Barbie
This Spanish Speaking only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a Meat Packers uniform and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green Cards are not available for Barbie or Ken.

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Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

TNT_Tony

Wow.......

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"And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

mike

I've seen that before.But still funny.

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Nazarah

Regency barbie is dead on..........I like it!

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josh

nice work.

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THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

Chubby

I can't take any credit for this. It was sent to me and I thought I'd share.

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