03-21-2006
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| Enjoy In Moderation  Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| bra A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up ! |
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03-21-2006
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| Sith Chef    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: bra Nice one M  |
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03-21-2006
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| The stickiest of the ickiest   Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 26
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  | Re: bra So that would make me a Presbyterian Double Dang type of guy???? =)
__________________ Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right |
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03-21-2006
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| TnTU Junior  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 32
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| Re: bra LOL  |
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03-21-2006
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| Off The Deep End  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | Re: bra Nice MMM
__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. |
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03-22-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: bra Not bad, MMM. Not bad at all.
__________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere." |
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