03-21-2006
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| Enjoy In Moderation  Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| Something for the single women.. Let-down lines.....? HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. |
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03-21-2006
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| Unofficial TNT Contributor   Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ashland - well by Ashland Age: 40
Posts: 190
| Re: Something for the single women.. Is someone home from the snow and REALLY, REALLY bored????? (Ya, me too) Have fun MMM
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03-21-2006
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| Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| Re: Something for the single women.. Really bored and not feeling good.. So this is my day.. |
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03-21-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
Posts: 12,691
| Re: Something for the single women.. Time to break out the toys and cheer yourself up? 
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03-21-2006
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| TnTU Senior  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Vista Age: 43
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| Re: Something for the single women.. Here's a few that weren't on there; Hi, my name is God, you'll be screaming it later! My name is Herpes, you'll be screaming that for the rest of your life. You must be tired, you've been running around in my mind all day. Tired yes, but from running away from you all day Your so sweet, if you were an apple . . . I'd eat you. If you were an apple, I'd feed you to my pet pig. You must have bed room eyes cause I see you in my bed. No, I'm blind and will never see you in a bed. 
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03-21-2006
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| Off The Deep End  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | Re: Something for the single women.. har har har
__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. |
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03-22-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
Posts: 5,211
| Re: Something for the single women.. Um.........
__________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere." |
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