03-21-2006
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| Enjoy In Moderation  Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
Posts: 3,050
| Missing Hallmark Cards.. Situations Hallmark Cards Don't Cover 1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you... (inside card) I changed my mind. 2. I must admit, You brought religion into my life... (inside card) I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by I think how lucky I am... (inside card) That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... (inside card) Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. 5. Someday I hope to marry... (inside card) Someone other than you. 6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age... (inside card) Almost lifelike! 7. When we were together, You said you'd die for me... (inside card) Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. 8. We've been friends for a very long time... (inside card) What do you say we stop? 9. I'm so miserable without you... (inside card) It's almost like you're still here. 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy... (inside card) Did you ever find out who the father was? 11. You are such a good friend If we were on a sinking ship And there was only one life jacket... (inside card) I'd miss you terribly And think of you often. 12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday... (inside card) So we're having you put to sleep. 13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia) 14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder... (inside card) What was I thinking? |
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03-21-2006
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| Unofficial TNT Contributor   Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ashland - well by Ashland Age: 40
Posts: 190
| Re: Missing Hallmark Cards.. Hallmark makes cards? I always email something off Yahoo.... Well, most guys don't know about cards. And no, you shouldn't expect one from me.
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03-21-2006
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| TnTU Senior  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Vista Age: 43
Posts: 288
| Re: Missing Hallmark Cards.. MMM . . .Those are pretty . . . . Factual 
__________________ So . . . . There I was |
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03-21-2006
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| The stickiest of the ickiest  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 26
Posts: 462
  | Re: Missing Hallmark Cards.. Number 4 should be an actual card. I would buy them in bulk because I could use them so much.
__________________ Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right |
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