03-22-2006
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| Enjoy In Moderation  Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| push me.. You Gotta Love Drunk People: A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband "Over here on the swing!", replies the drunk |
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03-22-2006
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| Sith Chef    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: push me.. lol...thanks for the chuckle M. |
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03-23-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: push me.. What a drunk!
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03-23-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: push me.. He just wanted to play in the rain.What's wrong with that?
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03-23-2006
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| The stickiest of the ickiest   Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 26
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  | Re: push me.. Ahhhhhh...........................The story of my St. Patty's day.
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03-23-2006
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| Off The Deep End  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | Re: push me.. That is pretty funny!
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03-23-2006
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| TnTU Pre-school  Join Date: Mar 2006
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| Re: push me..  LMAO |
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03-23-2006
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| Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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| Re: push me.. Though someone would be getting their butt kicked if this occured!!
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03-23-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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| Re: push me.. i like to swing. 
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03-23-2006
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| TnTU Senior  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Vista Age: 43
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| Re: push me.. After the TNTU get together . . .let's all go to the park and swing 
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03-23-2006
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| Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 33
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| Re: push me.. Quote:
 Thats a whole can of worms that I am not gonna touch! So let me get this straight, they sell alcohol at childrens playgrounds now?? That would be AWESOME!!!
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03-23-2006
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30
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| Re: push me.. Jughead's recess duty would go a hell of a lot smoother if he could kick back with a nice cocktail.
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03-23-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: push me.. You are NOT lying.  
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03-23-2006
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| TnTU Senior Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Vista Age: 43
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| Re: push me.. Heeeyyyy . .(hiccup) can you . . . . hiccup . . . pu . . .hiccup . .push me . . . . .hiccup . . . . Weeeeee . . . . . .  
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| Re: push me.. Quote:
this could get interesting......
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03-23-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: push me.. I'm not pushing your ass Josh,sorry.Dave,you can do it.
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| Re: push me.. Quote:
that brings back some scary memories. 
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03-23-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: push me.. LMAO!! 
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03-23-2006
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30
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| Re: push me.. You know they sell this special kind of swing at Dr. John's that would be PERFECT for you guys! Course, you'd have to face each other...that could get a bit tricky...
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03-23-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: push me.. LMAO.You better talk to Josh on that one.I'll swing ,but............
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03-23-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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| Re: push me.. mike, just make sure you freshin up first. 
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03-23-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: push me.. God dammit,I gotta shower AGAIN this year?You people are killing me with this soap thing.
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| Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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03-23-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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| Re: push me.. no you don't need soap. just use one of those pine tree air fresheners.
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