03-24-2006
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| Enjoy In Moderation  Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| Email is like a Penis... Reasons EMail Is Like A Penis 10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off. 9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior. 8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it. 7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call "E-mail Envy." 6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done. 5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun. 4. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses. 3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant. 2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble. And the number one reason "Why e-mail is like a penis." 1. If you play with it too much, you'll go blind! |
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03-24-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!   Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Email is like a Penis... Those all sound pretty accurate! Nice one, MMM.
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03-24-2006
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| proud beta test subject   Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: Email is like a Penis... I wish I could see this.....
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03-24-2006
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| Fear me, if you dare!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
Posts: 2,123
 | Re: Email is like a Penis... OMG, funniest thing I have seen all day...kids are looking at me, but worth it!
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03-25-2006
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| TnTU Senior  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Earth
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| Re: Email is like a Penis... eww |
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