03-24-2006
| #1 |
| Fear me, if you dare!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
Posts: 2,123
 | Women who read Sent to me by a guy at work. THINK!!! Women Who Read One morning while on vacation a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "Yes, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "I see, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day, Ma'am," and he left. MORAL: NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS. IT'S LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO 
__________________ God I need a nap. |
|  |
|
03-24-2006
| #2 |
| Off The Deep End  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
Posts: 1,123
  | Re: Women who read See I love this site I can always start the day off with a good laugh!!!
__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. |
|
| |
|
03-24-2006
| #3 | |
| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30
Posts: 1,638
| Re: Women who read Quote:
__________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night. | |
|
| |
|
03-24-2006
| #4 |
| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
Posts: 12,691
| Re: Women who read ouch!
__________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice |
|
| |
|
03-24-2006
| #5 |
| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
Posts: 5,813
| Re: Women who read bada bing! Nice one Lyn... |
|
| |
|
03-24-2006
| #6 |
| Unofficial TNT Contributor   Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ashland - well by Ashland Age: 40
Posts: 190
| Re: Women who read true dat, true dat? Did you get that from one of your students with his baggy pants too low and hat backwards at 4 o'clock? Stop trying to be the "cool" teacher with the kids and keep being the hot one!
__________________ Because I am the King of the World....... |
|
| |
|
03-24-2006
| #7 |
| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
Posts: 6,034
| Re: Women who read nice one |
|
| |
|
03-24-2006
| #8 | |
| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30
Posts: 1,638
| Re: Women who read Quote:
I could appeal to both the gangstas and the horn-dogs!
__________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night. | |
|
| |
|
03-25-2006
| #9 |
| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
Posts: 5,211
| Re: Women who read I'm pretty sure that was posted on this site a looong time ago by someone else. MMM maybe?! It's still good though.
__________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere." |
|
| |
|
03-26-2006
| #10 | |
| Enjoy In Moderation  Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
Posts: 3,050
| Re: Women who read Quote:
Last edited by MMM; 03-26-2006 at 10:54 AM. | |
|
| |
|
03-27-2006
| #11 |
| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
Posts: 5,211
| Re: Women who read ^Damn! I'm surprised I remembered that. I mean I knew that I read that on this site already, but saying that you may have been the one who posted it was a guess for the most part.
__________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere." |
|
| |
|
04-19-2006
| #12 |
| TnTU Junior  Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 101
| Re: Women who read Thanks For Sharing... 
__________________ Nobody can do everything. That nobody is me.  Yesterday is past, tomorrow is future, and today is a gift because it is called present.  |
|
| |
|
04-19-2006
| #13 |
| TnTU Freshman Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 47
| Re: Women who read wow that was good. shes got legs and she knows how to use them |
|
| |
|
04-21-2006
| #14 |
| TnTU College  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25
Posts: 505
| Re: Women who read thats the first time i heard that one... good one |
|
| |
| Sponsored Links |
 |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | |
| |
Linear Mode
