03-30-2006
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| Enjoy In Moderation  Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| Excuses.. ACTUAL SCHOOL ABSENCE EXCUSES FROM PARENTS (SUPPOSEDLY)-- INCLUDING SPELLING. *My son is under a doctor's care today and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. *Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. *Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. *Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. *Please excuse Roland frrom P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. *John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. *Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. *Megan could not come to school today because she has been botheres by very close veins. *Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. *Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre, dyrea, direathe, the shits. *Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. *Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. *Please excuse Jim for being. It was his father's fault. *I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. *Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. *Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. *My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. *Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. *Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. *Please excuse brenda, she has been sick and under the doctor. |
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03-30-2006
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| Goes down smooth.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 23
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 | Re: Excuses.. lol oh I'm sure the teacher or secretary dogged those parents. I was lucky. I'd write the note out saying, "Chris was sick" then have my parents sign it. |
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03-30-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!   Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Excuses.. Thot wes crazee!
__________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere." |
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03-30-2006
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| Special Members   Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Excuses.. i've seen those before, but there still good. Wonder if any of those have to do with the great Nebraska values you always here about Last edited by jpa; 04-09-2006 at 11:02 PM. |
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03-30-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Excuses.. Perfect example of what imbreeding does. 
__________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice |
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03-30-2006
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| Fear me, if you dare!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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| Re: Excuses.. People are dumb, but if we weren't who would we make fun of?
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03-30-2006
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| TnTU Junior  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 32
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| Re: Excuses.. Quote:
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03-30-2006
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: Excuses.. Nice find 3M! I think I will have a gang over. |
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03-30-2006
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| Off The Deep End  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | Re: Excuses.. Quote:
__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. | |
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03-30-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Excuses.. Quote:
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04-09-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Excuses.. Bust a gut laughing... I've had the shits but didn't put it in a note... 
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...  |
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