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MMM · 03-30-2006

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you'll lose it" also applies to the brain, so...

The test below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the following test to determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces between answers and questions are so you don't see the answers too quickly and to give you time to develop your own answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and . . . begin.

Question #1:
What do you put in a toaster?

Answer:
Bread -- if you said toast then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread move on ahead.

Question #2:
Say "silk" five times then spell "silk." What do cows drink?

Answer:
Cows drink water. If you said milk, please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. If you said water, then proceed to question 3.

Question #3:
If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer:
Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said green bricks, what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions??? If you said glass, then go on to Question 4.

Question #4:
It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? In East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

Answer:
You don't bury survivors! If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said you don't bury the survivors then proceed to the next question.

Question #5:
Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and
five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer:
Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU driving the bus!! Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" so they can see just how demented they might be.

TNT_Tony · 03-30-2006

Uh........

Chris84 · 03-30-2006

I answered them all correctly, so I'm not as demented as I thought.

TwistednEvil · 03-30-2006

Got them all right.

Should I be disappointed that I'm not more demented?

Here's two to add to that list:

Do they have the 4th of July in France?

How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

ob1 · 03-30-2006

I got them all correct. I think if you were to present them verbally, the results would be different.

pdub77 · 03-30-2006

i only got to right and one was because i heard it in school

Chubby · 03-30-2006

That was pretty easy.... Do you have anymore like that?

josh · 03-30-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdub77

i only got to right and one was because i heard it in school

nobodys perfect.

KUfan_Donnie · 03-30-2006

That was fairly easy--thanks for the post, MMM!

Thender · 04-09-2006

I got em all...

If a house faces east so that the roof slopes face north and south and a rooster lays an egg on the peak of the roof, on to which side does the egg roll, north or south?

I give you a match and send you into a room that has in it a candle, a gas stove and a kerosene lamp, which do you light first?

josh · 04-09-2006

roosters don't lay eggs and the match.

Thender · 04-09-2006

Congradulations! You win a stick of gum!

teachergirl · 04-09-2006

I have a whole list of these that I use in the classroom...nothing like watching a middle school kid's head explode!

he he he

teachergirl · 04-09-2006

By the way, JOSH...love your signature! One of the funniest movies ever!

Thender · 04-09-2006

Thats where I know all these questions from... My shop teacher gave us a pop quiz in the 7th grade with all these.... I thought it was hillarious!!!

josh · 04-10-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

By the way, JOSH...love your signature! One of the funniest movies ever!

thanks.

godfather · 04-15-2006

These are fun to answer...

I heard some of them before...

Anyway... Thanks for sharing them...

sndg311 · 04-22-2006

How many dead people are in the cemetary?

All of them !

Thender · 04-22-2006

Dude.......

TNT_Tony · 04-23-2006

03-30-2006	#6
pdub77 Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13	Re: Demented? i only got to right and one was because i heard it in school

03-30-2006	#7
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065	Re: Demented? That was pretty easy.... Do you have anymore like that? __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

03-30-2006	#9
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	Re: Demented? That was fairly easy--thanks for the post, MMM! __________________ One weekend survived

04-09-2006	#10
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,143	Re: Demented? I got em all... If a house faces east so that the roof slopes face north and south and a rooster lays an egg on the peak of the roof, on to which side does the egg roll, north or south? I give you a match and send you into a room that has in it a candle, a gas stove and a kerosene lamp, which do you light first? __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

04-09-2006	#11
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,163	Re: Demented? roosters don't lay eggs and the match. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

03-30-2006	#1
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,050	Demented? Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you'll lose it" also applies to the brain, so... The test below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the following test to determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces between answers and questions are so you don't see the answers too quickly and to give you time to develop your own answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and . . . begin. Question #1: What do you put in a toaster? Answer: Bread -- if you said toast then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread move on ahead. Question #2: Say "silk" five times then spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said milk, please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. If you said water, then proceed to question 3. Question #3: If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said green bricks, what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions??? If you said glass, then go on to Question 4. Question #4: It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? In East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"? Answer: You don't bury survivors! If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said you don't bury the survivors then proceed to the next question. Question #5: Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU driving the bus!! Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" so they can see just how demented they might be.

03-30-2006	#2
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,206	Re: Demented? Uh........ __________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

03-30-2006	#3
Chris84 Goes down smooth. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 23 Posts: 454	Re: Demented? I answered them all correctly, so I'm not as demented as I thought.

03-30-2006	#4
TwistednEvil "Someone sh*t on the coats!" Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 37 Posts: 278	Re: Demented? Got them all right. Should I be disappointed that I'm not more demented? Here's two to add to that list: Do they have the 4th of July in France? How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark? __________________ "I hope all your children have very small dicks! That includes the girls!" Dexter King "Another thing that grinds my gears is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for."- Peter Griffin I know the voices aren't real, but they have some really good ideas.- Anonymous

03-30-2006	#5
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,813	Re: Demented? I got them all correct. I think if you were to present them verbally, the results would be different.

04-09-2006	#12
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,143	Re: Demented? Congradulations! You win a stick of gum! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

04-09-2006	#13
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638	Re: Demented? I have a whole list of these that I use in the classroom...nothing like watching a middle school kid's head explode! he he he __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-09-2006	#14
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638	Re: Demented? By the way, JOSH...love your signature! One of the funniest movies ever! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-09-2006	#15
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,143	Re: Demented? Thats where I know all these questions from... My shop teacher gave us a pop quiz in the 7th grade with all these.... I thought it was hillarious!!! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

04-15-2006	#17
godfather TnTU Junior Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 101	Re: Demented? These are fun to answer... I heard some of them before... Anyway... Thanks for sharing them... __________________ Nobody can do everything. That nobody is me. Yesterday is past, tomorrow is future, and today is a gift because it is called present.

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04-22-2006	#18
sndg311 TnTU Sophomore Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 97	Re: Demented? How many dead people are in the cemetary? All of them ! __________________ *Mayor Landow. Please Go F#k Yourself!**

04-22-2006	#19
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,143	Re: Demented? Dude....... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

04-23-2006	#20
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,206	Re: Demented? __________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."