03-31-2006
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| Enjoy In Moderation  Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| Texas Midget This was emailed to me.. Texas Midget The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching. The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?" The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots. |
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03-31-2006
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| Unofficial TNT Contributor   Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ashland - well by Ashland Age: 40
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| Re: Texas Midget Midget Brian quit wearing cowboy boots along time ago.
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03-31-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Texas Midget Those damn cowboy boots get you everytime. I wonder if the guys on Brokebutt Mountain ever had problems with their testicals and cowboy boots?
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04-01-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Texas Midget Not bad.
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04-09-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Texas Midget Hillarious... No cowboy boots for me... 
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