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2ox · 04-03-2006

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause were going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We dont use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."

KUfan_Donnie · 04-03-2006

Good one, ox.

I'm going to have to remember that one...

ob1 · 04-03-2006

lol...that was great ox!

mike · 04-03-2006

Old joke,but haven't heard it in a while.Nice.

2ox · 04-03-2006

I try to please you mike. A happy mike is a willing mike.

mike · 04-03-2006

I'm always willing. You just have to say the right words.

TNT_Tony · 04-04-2006

I gotta good chuckle out of that.

josh · 04-05-2006

my mom kicked my ass that day.

Al · 04-06-2006

that was great thanks ox!

Thender · 04-08-2006

That was the first time for me... And I thought it was funny as hell!

godfather · 04-15-2006

That's a good one...

LOL...

Thanks for sharing it...

MMM · 04-16-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

That was the first time for me... And I thought it was funny as hell!

That isn't the response 2ox wanted to hear from you for your first time.. he would rather hear something like "Wow".. But I guess as long as he was able to get you for "your first time".. I don't think he will complain..

2ox · 04-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

That isn't the response 2ox wanted to hear from you for your first time.. he would rather hear something like "Wow".. But I guess as long as he was able to get you for "your first time".. I don't think he will complain..

wow

teachergirl · 04-16-2006

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Originally Posted by MMM

That isn't the response 2ox wanted to hear from you for your first time.. he would rather hear something like "Wow".. But I guess as long as he was able to get you for "your first time".. I don't think he will complain..

MMM · 04-16-2006

Teacher - Thanks.. 2ox didn't get it..

mike · 04-16-2006

He can be a little slow at times.

Lynniebits · 04-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

That isn't the response 2ox wanted to hear from you for your first time.. he would rather hear something like "Wow".. But I guess as long as he was able to get you for "your first time".. I don't think he will complain..

Huh? Just kidding.

shutterbug · 04-17-2006

Nice one 2ox

Thender · 04-17-2006

Oh sure MMM, Take a whack at a guy when he's not around to reply to it...

Well here's my reply..

04-03-2006	#1
2ox proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,311	Mind Your Manners A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause were going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We dont use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen." __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

04-03-2006	#2
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	Re: Mind Your Manners Good one, ox. I'm going to have to remember that one... __________________ One weekend survived

04-03-2006	#3
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,813	Re: Mind Your Manners lol...that was great ox!

04-03-2006	#4
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,691	Re: Mind Your Manners Old joke,but haven't heard it in a while.Nice. __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

04-03-2006	#5
2ox proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,311	Re: Mind Your Manners I try to please you mike. A happy mike is a willing mike. __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

04-03-2006	#6
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,691	Re: Mind Your Manners I'm always willing. You just have to say the right words. __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

04-04-2006	#7
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,211	Re: Mind Your Manners I gotta good chuckle out of that. __________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

04-05-2006	#8
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,163	Re: Mind Your Manners my mom kicked my ass that day. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

04-06-2006	#9
Al TnTU's Official "JETTHEAD" Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46 Posts: 430	Re: Mind Your Manners that was great thanks ox!

04-08-2006	#10
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,143	Re: Mind Your Manners That was the first time for me... And I thought it was funny as hell! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

04-15-2006	#11
godfather TnTU Junior Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 101	Re: Mind Your Manners That's a good one... LOL... Thanks for sharing it... __________________ Nobody can do everything. That nobody is me. Yesterday is past, tomorrow is future, and today is a gift because it is called present.

04-16-2006	#15
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,050	Re: Mind Your Manners Teacher - Thanks.. 2ox didn't get it..

04-16-2006	#16
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,691	Re: Mind Your Manners He can be a little slow at times. __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

04-17-2006	#18
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,123	Re: Mind Your Manners Nice one 2ox __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

04-17-2006	#19
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,143	Re: Mind Your Manners Oh sure MMM, Take a whack at a guy when he's not around to reply to it... Well here's my reply.. __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

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