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Old 04-09-2006   #26
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Sorry, Jim, feeling left out?

Love that you have "The Jerk" for your avatar!
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Thanks. I hope you aren't insenuating anything
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I dunno Jim, are you worth this amazing action?
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Action is my middle name
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he he...you're both talking about masturbation

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well folks Family guy is on
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We were? Thats new to me.... I thought we were talking about my amazing collection of action dolls... Hmmm...
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I respect Tony too much.
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Why do I think Tony is going to put that last comment on tape?
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Re: I love Nebraska

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Here we go folks:

The Reader's Media Notes: Hastings TV Reporter Wrote Song<br>Proposed As Nebraska's New State Song

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thanks for posting ob1!
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I already left my opinion over there about that stupid shit song...and I still hate it. lol
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No prob...I occasionally slip to the dark side to bear bad news.

Just thought I'd give ya the heads up...
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Wow. What a song. Just another big joke.
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I think I will have to file that on my "Super gay songs" on my ipod playlist. I guess that girl hasn't ever been east of the state fair.
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Megan--you have a " super gay list " too ?!?!

Sweet !
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Just thought I'd give ya the heads up...

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Does anyone think it is a coincidence that the senator introducing this bill to change the state song to I love Nebraska is represents Hastings and the chic who wrote and sings this awful tune is a newscaster in Hastings also? Don't Senators have anything better to do with thier time?
If you feel like really voicing an opinion on this bill LB345 you can call the Senator that introduced it. Here is his info:

Sen. Carroll Burling (District 33, Kenesaw)

Home Address: 4120 S. Shiloh Avenue, Kenesaw, NE 68956

Office: Room 2107, State Capitol, Lincoln, NE 68509

Phone: (402) 471-2712

E-mail: cburling@leg.ne.gov
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Politicians don't do anything by coincidence.....
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Re: I love Nebraska

I was listenig to Becka Tuesday night and this was his spoof on the new Nebraska song.

Its the top right clip. News Radio 1110 KFAB - Nebraska's Superstation
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Ok I read about that earlier over at The Readers Media Notes...but I just now listened to it...that's much better than the first choice...

We even have indoor plumbin' !
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other than the twang, i could actually stand that one
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For the love of fuck turn it off!

Funny thing is on her site, she has her home phone number!
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Re: I love Nebraska

Oh dear God! Does this kind of crap happen in other states too? There are more pressing matters that those in Lincoln should be discussing and not the change our state song.
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