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Old 04-04-2006   #1
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I love Nebraska

http://www.khastv.com/video/gnevid2.wmv

Someone sent me this site. I thought it was going to be a joke, turns out it wasn't and its for real. At best its a good laugh. I don't know what to make of it.
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Somebody stop me from sticking this fork in my eye and/or ear!
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So much for getting rid of the "hick" image.
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That made my ass hurt.
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Re: I love Nebraska

Apparently, Omaha is not part of the state according to Miss Ginger. Not one image east of Lincoln.

Oh wait, here comes an eagle to RIP THE EYES OUT OF MY SOCKETS.
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I am at a loss for words - and that is BAD for this guy to say that.
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"I'm from Nebraska, I believe it says it all"


Immediately followed with a line about Memorial Stadium...

I feel sick, because I know there has to be one person our there who thought this was GOOD...



Perhaps we could add lyrics to this song, like:

"I'm from Nebraska, where gays aren't allowed..."
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That was pathetically funny.
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Old 04-09-2006   #9
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wow did that suck. at least she gave the hook'em horns sign upsidedown.
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"I love Iowa, and here's one reason why...
They don't come up with country songs that make blood spill from my eyes"
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That's because they can't spell song.
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man I 'm too am not from Ne. Misosuri is pretty cool to me but there is alot of Nebraskans getting gas over here. What is it about that state? there gas is high, they dont't like gambling. and you might not be able to drink beer at a concert. Got I love this place
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Yes,gas is too high. It's just western Ne that hates gambling, and I'm not quite sure what you mean about not being able to drink at a concert. I've drank at every concert I've been to.
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Ilove this place called Missouri. misery to all you. WE can drink at ball games,gamble, flood a small town to have a huge lake to party on. Just the simple things in life you need to have a good time
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Please ignore last post
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I think I just got a chill..."hearing church bells ring..."

No wait, that's vomit....sorry folks..."I belive that says it all"
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I hope the vomit wasn't in your bathroom
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No, just massaging the throat...

Why do I think Tony is going to put that last comment on tape?
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It'll be awhile Teachergirl.... I'm massaging Tony's mom's....... No, No, No,,, Thats wayyyy to easy. I just Can't do it. I respect Tony too much.

Jim.. You can take Missoo.. I'll take Iowa... And we'll attack Nebraska from two sides...
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It'll take the both of you,bring it on.
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Thender...I think I like you
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was it good for you too?
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Always baby...it was swell...peachy keen in fact
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And, now, I'm spent....
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Gees. I know were slow down here but you could have waited for me.
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