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Old 04-04-2006   #1
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Facts, some old some new

I have seen some of these others I have not, but interesting all the same.

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
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Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. -
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. ------------------------------------------------------
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Re: Facts, some old some new

This one's actually false...

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Here's the story- http://www.snopes.com/military/statue.htm
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Re: Facts, some old some new

Nice read bug, thanks.
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Re: Facts, some old some new

Thanks, 'bug

--and good catch TnE, I was going to point out that one was false before I saw you had already
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Re: Facts, some old some new

you can lick your elbow. I've seen MMM do it.
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Re: Facts, some old some new

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you can lick your elbow. I've seen MMM do it.
And I still dont believe it!!
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Re: Facts, some old some new

Thanks, Donnie. Great minds run in the same rut I guess.
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Re: Facts, some old some new

Some interesting stuff....
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And I still dont believe it!!
Ok next TnTU get together I will prove it!!
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Ok next TnTU get together I will prove it!!
I would go just to watch that
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Re: Facts, some old some new

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Ok next TnTU get together I will prove it!!
i've got a dollar on MMM.
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Re: Facts, some old some new

Great read!

I don't know about the MMM rumor, but I've seen Mike lick Ob1's elbow...
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Re: Facts, some old some new

Just on Tuesday's..
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Liar! Your addicted! What about the Saturday afternoon lick-offs?
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That's just a summer thing.
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Liar! They don't call you "ol' blue tongue" for nothing...
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How did you find out about that??
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Ob1 talks in his sleep!
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little bastard.
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Little?
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ok, little for a big guy.
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Great read!

I don't know about the MMM rumor, but I've seen Mike lick Ob1's elbow...
...that wasn't my elbow
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Damn! Ob's an alien! Or just built wrong!
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I knew I drank a lot that night,but damn!!!
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