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josh · 04-08-2006

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their
honeymoon.

"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.

"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to
do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each
other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing
machine door open' instead?"

So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the
washing machine door open, did you?"

"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell
asleep.

When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and
she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing
machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"

"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by
hand."

TNT_Tony · 04-08-2006

Nice.

**ob1** · 04-08-2006

Thanks josh...good one!

Lynniebits · 04-08-2006

That was sweet, but since when does a man not want sex?

shutterbug · 04-08-2006

Good one Josh

**mike** · 04-08-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

That was sweet, but since when does a man not want sex?

Um,um,um, uhhhh,ok, you win.

**Thender** · 04-08-2006

I didn't take care of it by hand... I had the maid do it....

**mike** · 04-08-2006

I knew I paid her to do something.

Lynniebits · 04-08-2006

On a similar note...when my friend Tom was younger and had learned the fine art of masturbation, he used to tell his parents he was going downstairs to "do laundry". Since he told me that story we constatly refer to it as that, so evidently Mike, you pay your maid to do laundry.

Alinthemorning · 04-08-2006

Since when don't guys want morning sex, especially!

I try to do all my laundry on Saturdays, like 2-3 loads......lol

**Thender** · 04-08-2006

2-3 loads? Is that all?

**mike** · 04-09-2006

That's just the morning laundry. Then of course, the laundry will build back up,so you have to do it in the afternoon. Then the same thing at night.

Lynniebits · 04-10-2006

I love doing laundry!

TNT_Tony · 04-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

I love doing laundry!

Yes you do!

jpa · 04-11-2006

I need to laundry more often

04-08-2006	#1
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,580 Throcks: 189.69 Thanks: 746 Thanked 423 Times in 84 Posts	Laundry A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked. "Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?" So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?" "No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep. When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?" "No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand." __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

04-08-2006	#2
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 6,589 Throcks: 1,410.43 Thanks: 36 Thanked 1,067 Times in 223 Posts	Re: Laundry Nice. __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

04-08-2006	#3
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,920 Throcks: 1,565.71 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,509 Times in 334 Posts	Re: Laundry Thanks josh...good one! __________________ This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?

04-08-2006	#4
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 358.23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Laundry That was sweet, but since when does a man not want sex? __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-08-2006	#5
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,174 Throcks: 256.22 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 1 Post	Re: Laundry Good one Josh __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

04-08-2006	#7
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,471 Throcks: 4,479.28 Thanks: 5,328 Thanked 6,018 Times in 1,591 Posts	Re: Laundry I didn't take care of it by hand... I had the maid do it.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-08-2006	#8
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,657 Throcks: 5,221.47 Thanks: 6,017 Thanked 2,596 Times in 640 Posts	Re: Laundry I knew I paid her to do something. __________________ "When you are young, you are a fool to use drugs, when your old, you are a fool not to !!"- Craig Evans

04-08-2006	#9
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 358.23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Laundry On a similar note...when my friend Tom was younger and had learned the fine art of masturbation, he used to tell his parents he was going downstairs to "do laundry". Since he told me that story we constatly refer to it as that, so evidently Mike, you pay your maid to do laundry. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-08-2006	#10
Alinthemorning Unofficial TNT Contributor Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ashland - well by Ashland Age: 40 Posts: 191 Throcks: 244.26 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Laundry Since when don't guys want morning sex, especially! I try to do all my laundry on Saturdays, like 2-3 loads......lol __________________ Because I am the King of the World.......

04-08-2006	#11
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,471 Throcks: 4,479.28 Thanks: 5,328 Thanked 6,018 Times in 1,591 Posts	Re: Laundry 2-3 loads? Is that all? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-09-2006	#12
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,657 Throcks: 5,221.47 Thanks: 6,017 Thanked 2,596 Times in 640 Posts	Re: Laundry That's just the morning laundry. Then of course, the laundry will build back up,so you have to do it in the afternoon. Then the same thing at night. __________________ "When you are young, you are a fool to use drugs, when your old, you are a fool not to !!"- Craig Evans

04-10-2006	#13
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 358.23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Laundry I love doing laundry! __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-11-2006	#15
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,039 Throcks: 910.94 Thanks: 176 Thanked 1,614 Times in 346 Posts	Re: Laundry I need to laundry more often

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