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Old 04-08-2006   #1
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Did you know that if shop mannequins were real women they'd be too thin to have babies?

There are 3 billion women who don't look like supermodels and only eight who do.

Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14.

If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

The average woman weighs 144 lbs and wears between a 12-14.

One out of every four college aged women has an eating disorder.

The models in the magazines are airbrushed - not perfect!

A psychological study in 1995 found that three minutes spent looking at a fashion magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty, and shameful.

Models twenty years ago weighed 8% less than the average woman.Today they weigh 23% less.
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Whats wrong with Barbie walking around on all fours??? Seems convienient to me...
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Re: women facts

Rock on! What ever happened to the days when women wanted to have shape and curves? These days they want to be stick figures. I am cushie in all the right places, and some of the wrong ones. However, don't you girls find it funny that even if we don't like the way we look, the men who see us naked...don't care, cuz basically...they are seeing us naked.
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naked good!

I am going to register as a Republican so I can vote NAKED!
then I will switch back
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You should register as an Independant.... That way you can go both ways...
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Re: women facts

<---- You rock MMM

I thought Al already went both ways?
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