04-09-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| You know your off target.... A little ol' lady, of the age of 53, called a random doctor on the phone about the prospects of her commiting suicide with a gun. Doc, she said, I want to commit suicide by shooting my self in the heart with a gun. Dr. bones asked, whats the problem? She said, I don't know where the heart is. Dr. Bones said, no problem lady, the heart is located right under the left breast. Thanks! Said the lady, and promptly hung up. 20 minutes later, Dr. Bones was called to the emergency ward for a middle aged woman with a gun shot wound to her left knee.
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: You know your off target.... bada bing! great one 'ender!
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| Recovering Gambling Addict  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: You know your off target....  Thanks for the chuckle, thender!
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04-10-2006
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your   Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31
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 | Re: You know your off target.... That took me WAY TOO LONG to figure out...I am pulling the blonde thing today I guess
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04-11-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: You know your off target.... It looks like the teacher needs teaching!......... Yeah, that was lame. Sorry.....
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: You know your off target.... the whole age doesnt make a whole lot of sense, 80-90 yrs old maybe..... |
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| Re: You know your off target.... Quote:
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| TnTU Freshman  Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Just past the fork in the road Age: 32
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| Re: You know your off target.... My son just started middle school this year, and I can believe some of the jokes he comes home with. |
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| Re: You know your off target.... "Suicide Hotline please hold..." Ha! old people, when will they ever learn.
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| Fear me, if you dare!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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 | Re: You know your off target.... Ha, I got it, I like it...very nice indeed...gravity is a mutha.
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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