04-11-2006
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| it makes good good sense    Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45
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| Dirty Johnny Dirty Johnny and his friends were enrolled in sex education. During the lecture, the teacher kept referring to a "penis". It was "penis" this and "penis" that. The class behaved as if it understood. Immediately following class, all the students gathered around Dirty Johnny. "Johnny, what's a penis?" Nobody had a clue. Dirty Johnny said he would ask his Dad when he got home. When Dirty Johnny got home, his Dad was there. "Dad, what's a 'penis'?" His father unzips his pants, shows Johnny his dick and says, "This is a perfect penis." Johnny replied, "Thanks, Dad. I'll tell my friends tomorrow in school." The next day, all the students gathered around. "What did your Dad say, Dirty Johnny?" Johnny promptly unzips his pants and shows all his classmates his dick. "This is a penis. And if it were two inches shorter, it would be the perfect penis!"
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04-11-2006
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| BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Dirty Johnny Nothing like a classic "Johnny" joke. 
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Dirty Johnny An oldie but a goodie! Dirty johnnie reminds me alot of mike, only perfect.. 
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| Re: Dirty Johnny Hey, I'm trying. 
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| kenobi  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Dirty Johnny  ...good one!
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04-12-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!   Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Dirty Johnny Funny stuff, ox.
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| TnTU's Officia "JETTHEAD"  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 47
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| Re: Dirty Johnny nice one ox... |
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