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  | Baby Planes A mother and her 5 yo son are flying on Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't think of a witty answer, told the boy, "I don't know son, why don't you ask the stewardess?" So, the boy leaves his seat and heads toward the galley where he finds a stewardess. He asks her the same question, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy responded, "Yes, she did........." "Well then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you!"
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| BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Baby Planes LMAO. nice 'bug. I like it! 
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  | Re: Baby Planes LOL - I don't care who you are - that is funny! 
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| Re: Baby Planes ^ SWA's strategy: 15 minutes or less!
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| Re: Baby Planes An oldie but a goodie, thanks!! 
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Baby Planes I've seen that before, but its still pretty funny! 
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| Re: Baby Planes Not bad.
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| Re: Baby Planes not bad, not bad at all
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