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Old 04-12-2006   #1
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Mmm, mmml, chili!

Bill went into his local resteraunt and sat down and waited for the waitress. She came over and asked "what'l ya have?" Bill said "I want the chili". "Sorry, were out" and gave Bill the menu and walked off. Bill looked around and noticed a fellow, sitting across from him, That looked like he wasn't feeling good. But on the table in front of the fellow, sat a bowl of hot, steaming chili. Bill asked the fellow if he was going to eat the chili? "No" said the fellow, "would you like it?" "Sure!" And the fellow gave Bill the Chili. Bill dug in and took a bite and thought WOW! This chili is great! He procedded to gulp the chili down spoon after spoon until he got to the bottom and found a mangled, dead mouse... Bill just took and heaved everything he had right back into that bowl. While he was trying to catch his breath the fellow across the isle looked at him and said, "yup", "thats pretty much the same reaction I had".
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Re: Mmm, mmml, chili!

That's f*ckin' nasty!
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Re: Mmm, mmml, chili!

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Re: Mmm, mmml, chili!

As Tyler would say..."Good morning!"


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That is just nasty..
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Re: Mmm, mmml, chili!

Were they at Wendys?
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WRONG just wrong
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Re: Mmm, mmml, chili!

*chuckles*

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