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Old 04-13-2006   #1
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Plane Crash

So a plane is crashing into the sea and all the passengers are preparing for the crash.
An indian woman begins to put all the scarves she has on, when asked why she replies because the rescue planes always look for bright colors, ill be seen for sure

A chinese woman begins to put on all her jewelry when asked why she replies the rescue planes always look for shiny objects, ill be seen for sure.

All of a sudden a black woman begins to take off all her clothes when asked why she replies honey, cuz everytime theres a crash the first thing they look for is that black box.
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Re: Plane Crash

lol.Not bad.
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Thanks for the chuckle jpa!
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That's funny.
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