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**Thender** · 04-17-2006

mike and Ob1 die and go heaven. As St. Peter is showing the two of them around the place, a really well built blonde gal walks by and Ob1's wings fall off. Ob1 asks St. Peter why that happened. St. Peter says "You had an inpure thought and the penalty is that you lost your wings!" Ob1 mournfully bends over to pick up his wings and mikes wings fall off...

**mike** · 04-17-2006

I know for a fact this story cannnot,in any way shape or form be true. There is no way, any of us Bastards, are going to heaven.

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

I know for a fact that I'm going heaven! Your mom prays for my soul every night. At least I think it's praying. She keeps screaming "Oh God! Oh God! Please take thender!"

**mike** · 04-17-2006

touche'. Nice one

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Spank you very much!

**ob1** · 04-17-2006

lol...that was great! thanks pal...

at least I'm not the gay one! lol

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

I thought I'd try to treat you fair in this one... But watch out for the next one!

jpa · 04-17-2006

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

You boys and your gay jokes...

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Who said they were jokes?

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

Who said they were jokes?

Oh, um...well...my...don't I feel like an ass! (Speaking of asses, which one of you guys is the "pitcher"?)

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Well, I once showed up to party naked with a spout on my head and a handle in my ass... So I guess that makes me the pitcher....

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

That wasn't a handle sweetie!

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

It wasn't?!

Ob1! You tricked me when you dressed me for the party!

**ob1** · 04-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

It wasn't?!

Ob1! You tricked me when you dressed me for the party!

sorry buddy, but everything worked out OK "in the end"...

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Yeah!!!! But in whos end????!!!!

**ob1** · 04-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

Yeah!!!! But in whos end????!!!!

...well my end is spoken for...

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

Poor Mike! He must be so sore when thender's done with him!

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Ouch Mike! She used my end against your end! Wait a minute.... That might be good...

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by ob1

...well my end is spoken for...

You had better believe it!!!!!

Lynniebits · 04-17-2006

OK that joke was funny, and funnier that you used two or our guys for it!

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Two???? There are three bored bastards!!!!

Lynniebits · 04-17-2006

BTW my mom loved this joke. My mom rules.

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

^ Yes she does!!!!

Ouch! Ouch!

Tell your mom to not rule so much!

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

BTW my mom loved this joke. My mom rules.

Say hello to your mom with the totally sexy first name!

04-17-2006	#1
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Bored bastards... mike and Ob1 die and go heaven. As St. Peter is showing the two of them around the place, a really well built blonde gal walks by and Ob1's wings fall off. Ob1 asks St. Peter why that happened. St. Peter says "You had an inpure thought and the penalty is that you lost your wings!" Ob1 mournfully bends over to pick up his wings and mikes wings fall off... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#2
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,464 Throcks: 4,880.66 Thanks: 5,331 Thanked 2,226 Times in 547 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... I know for a fact this story cannnot,in any way shape or form be true. There is no way, any of us Bastards, are going to heaven. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

04-17-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... I know for a fact that I'm going heaven! Your mom prays for my soul every night. At least I think it's praying. She keeps screaming "Oh God! Oh God! Please take thender!" __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. Last edited by Thender; 04-17-2006 at 06:03 PM.

04-17-2006	#4
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,464 Throcks: 4,880.66 Thanks: 5,331 Thanked 2,226 Times in 547 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... touche'. Nice one __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

04-17-2006	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... Spank you very much! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#6
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,477.12 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... lol...that was great! thanks pal... at least I'm not the gay one! lol __________________ "Hey, great..."

04-17-2006	#7
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... I thought I'd try to treat you fair in this one... But watch out for the next one! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#8
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,441 Throcks: 827.68 Thanks: 31 Thanked 1,375 Times in 294 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

04-17-2006	#9
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 251.73 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... You boys and your gay jokes... __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-17-2006	#10
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... Who said they were jokes? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#12
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... Well, I once showed up to party naked with a spout on my head and a handle in my ass... So I guess that makes me the pitcher.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#13
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 251.73 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... That wasn't a handle sweetie! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-17-2006	#14
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... It wasn't?! Ob1! You tricked me when you dressed me for the party! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#16
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... Yeah!!!! But in whos end????!!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#18
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 251.73 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... Poor Mike! He must be so sore when thender's done with him! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-17-2006	#19
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... Ouch Mike! She used my end against your end! Wait a minute.... That might be good... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#21
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,126 Throcks: 347.71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... OK that joke was funny, and funnier that you used two or our guys for it! __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-17-2006	#22
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... Two???? There are three bored bastards!!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#23
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,126 Throcks: 347.71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... BTW my mom loved this joke. My mom rules. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-17-2006	#24
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Bored bastards... ^ Yes she does!!!! Ouch! Ouch! Tell your mom to not rule so much! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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