04-22-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| NEBRASKA girls....gotta love 'em! Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from CALIFORNIA and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done. The second man had married a woman from FLORIDA. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. On that first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a NEBRASKA girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything; the second day he didn't see anything; but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper. NEBRASKA girls....gotta love 'em.
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04-22-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: NEBRASKA girls....gotta love 'em! Hmmmmm... Oh yeah, now I remember what I'm supposed to do. It's  Only because I'm from Iowa! 
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04-23-2006
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| Fear me, if you dare!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 34
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 | Re: NEBRASKA girls....gotta love 'em! Ha, ha, now that is a joke I can get behind, with my right hook. 
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04-23-2006
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31
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 | Re: NEBRASKA girls....gotta love 'em! Lynnie...ya damn Iowans are so violent
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04-28-2006
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| TnTU College  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne
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| Re: NEBRASKA girls....gotta love 'em! i have heard that one before but instead of nebraska girls it was oklahoma girls |
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04-28-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 32
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| Re: NEBRASKA girls....gotta love 'em! Quote:
 those girls are dumb.
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04-30-2006
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| TnTU Senior  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Louisville, Nebraska Age: 22
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 | Re: NEBRASKA girls....gotta love 'em! LOL That rules |
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