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Old 04-23-2006   #1
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The conflict....

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man.
Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceded to secure the mans dick in a vice.
Utterly terified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! You're not gonna cut my dick off, are you? ARE you?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are... I'm going to set the garage on fire."
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Old 04-24-2006   #2
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Re: The conflict....

Sounds like something you would see in a "Saw" movie.
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Re: The conflict....

I would do the same thing!
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Re: The conflict....

Interesting, so many dilemas to consider inthat one!!!
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Re: The conflict....

Sounds too complicated, but I like it!
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Re: The conflict....

reminds more of Hostel
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