04-23-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| A night at the farmhouse. The salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant room. "I could let ya sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to bother her." The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed, and felt the daughter at his side. The next morning he asked for his bill. "It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said. "Your daughter was very cold," the salesman said. "Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today."
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04-23-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: A night at the farmhouse.   not bad,'ender.
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04-23-2006
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| Re: A night at the farmhouse. I've got more.... Soooooo DAMN bored! And a little PO'ed.... Need to take my mind off of stuff.... 
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04-24-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!   Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: A night at the farmhouse. That crazy farmer!
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04-24-2006
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  | Re: A night at the farmhouse. Good thing the guy left her alone............ =)
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04-24-2006
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| Re: A night at the farmhouse. Let me hold back a little vomit...thanks for the dark humor, thender!
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04-30-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: A night at the farmhouse. Excuse me while I vomit....  However, it was pretty funny....
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