04-26-2006
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| No win situation. A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he yelled, and dropped her.
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04-26-2006
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| Re: No win situation. We all know REALLY that the 3rd man would have used her services & then maybe going ahead w/dropping her.....now don't we?
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04-26-2006
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: No win situation. Not necessarily...I could type a few reasons, but they're evil and I doubt anyone would find my logic at all sound or even slightly funny. Suffice it to say that there could be reasons why she could still be dropped by the third man.
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04-26-2006
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| Re: No win situation. Hmmmm.....interesting, but I think I will leave those not all sound or slightly funny thoughts with you....not sure I would even remotely want to know.
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04-26-2006
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| Re: No win situation. Probably not...I'm going to hell for just thinking!
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04-27-2006
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| Re: No win situation. Hell is under rated, you can still get a great suntan & I'm sure we will both have friends there.
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04-27-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: No win situation. That was some good/bad luck.
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04-28-2006
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  | Re: No win situation. HAH! Am I a bastard for thinking that was really damn funny??????
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04-28-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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| Re: No win situation. ^ no there are other reasons. 
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04-29-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: No win situation. Zing!
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