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josh · 05-05-2006

i got this on my email today. what do you guys think??
i'm not saying these are my thoughts.

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across
the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the
same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that
I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting
the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the
memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all
police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not
want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,
and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice
and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might
place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these
things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am
sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

Lynniebits · 05-05-2006

Dang, tell us how you really feel dude who wrote the email. I guess this is a person who wants to send everyone back to Mexico. I don't hold that kind of dislike or hate in my heart for anyone, so I would hit the "delete" button.

**mike** · 05-05-2006

Josh,you the man!

Lynniebits · 05-05-2006

I dunno about the number 12, "nice job" one, I don't consider working in a beef packing plant...a nice job.

**Thender** · 05-05-2006

Good one Josh!

jugHEAD · 05-05-2006

Hey your free to have you opinion... but remember pretty much every state that you would cross over that border form used to be Mexico until we went in and stole it from them, and killed off their culture!

**mike** · 05-05-2006

Just my opinion, but this is the 21st Century. Times change.

jugHEAD · 05-05-2006

Not aimed at you just a response
What if we changed the country to Canada??? Double standard??? I hate those dang maple leafers and their hockey!!! I want to send this letter!!
(in qoutes are just some smart ass comments about how we do things and act)

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across
the border from the U.S. into Canada, and I need to make a few
arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the
same way you do here.(you can do that anytime when going to canada)

So, would you mind telling your buddy, the prime minister of Canada, that
I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting
the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family. (they do have that up their since their president isnt an elitist asshole like ours)

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not. (ohh their government is smart enought to be bilingual.....QUi!!)

3. All government forms need to be printed in English. (see above..QUI!)

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.(see above)

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
(and teach them how we infected candaians with anthrax, lie to our citizens, killed our native americans, and persecute every monority in our country.... the stuff they dont teach american kids in america)

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the Candaianflag flying lower down. (since this never happens in america?? and we still fly the rebel flag on a few state capitals dont we? Better another countries flag than a racist one)

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch. (WE DO THIS IN AMERICA FOR ALL KIDS NOT MATTER WHAT)

8. I will need a local Canadian driver's license so I can get easy
access to government services.
(dont your want people to have to pass a test.. ahve you seen illegals drive?)

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort to learn local traffic laws. (because no natural american citizens dont have insurance and drive soooooo damn well)

10. In case one of the Canadian police officers does not get the
memo from Prim Minister to leave me alone, please be sure that all
police officers speak English. ( once again canadians speak english and french and so do their mounties)

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not
want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. (yeah not of us drunk Irish guys do something like that on St Pats day? , and nobody complains when we get drunk)

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,
and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws. (nice job..work in a packing house sometime and see if you call it nice! And its not like you have never cheated on your taxes0

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice
and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might
place on the economy. (yeah if you havent allready noticed the rest of
the world doesnt have alot of nice things to say about Americans right now
so we should be used to it)

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these
things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Canada. I am
sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

**Thender** · 05-05-2006

If thats the case Jugg then the whole world needs to go back to Africa.....Since that's where we came from....

jugHEAD · 05-05-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

If thats the case Jugg then the whole world needs to go back to Africa.....Since that's where we came from....

If thats the solution to the mexican illegals.... then why not?
After all we are all "wetback spic beaners" to or native american friends!!

And watch what you say about sending people back to africa... Ernie Chambers will say your the white man keeping him down!

Lynniebits · 05-05-2006

I'm going back to Denmark or Holland...one of my home countries. I am gonna build a ship with a big busted lady on the prow and rape, pillage and plunder my way back home!

josh · 05-05-2006

it's good to see we can have different opinions without getting hostile towards eachother and by name calling. you bunch of rat bastards.

jugHEAD · 05-05-2006

Well I dont know about the ship......
but you can be my big busted girl and we can go to AMSTERDAM!!!!!

Feliz Cinco de Mayo mi Amigos!!!!
Tequilla body shots off Lynnies butt, and I dont know about you but I am bout to put the beef in somones burrito..... TG??

teachergirl · 05-05-2006

I LOVE telling someone who is racist that we are all from Africa. Their head pretty much explodes as the try to use stupidity and ignorance to combat scientific fact.

teachergirl · 05-05-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by josh

it's good to see we can have different opinions without getting hostile towards eachother and by name calling. you bunch of rat bastards.

How do you spell "douche bag"?

josh · 05-05-2006

exploding racist heads. great band name.

teachergirl · 05-05-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by josh

exploding racist heads. great band name.

**mike** · 05-05-2006

If we are going to do this, then hell, a bunch of damn lizards roamed this land millions of years ago. So let's just give the crap to the 'gators.

teachergirl · 05-05-2006

Well, before there were lizards, there were the aliens, so, basically, word up little green men.

**mike** · 05-05-2006

LOL. So now what do we do?

jess · 05-05-2006

I have some Indian, I mean Native American, in me.

teachergirl · 05-05-2006

Start wearing aluminum on our heads I guess

**mike** · 05-05-2006

In you right now?

josh · 05-05-2006

i've always thought that antennaes were cool.

**mike** · 05-05-2006

We'll all be dressed like Kazoo, from the Flinstones.

05-05-2006	#1
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,268 Throcks: 21.12 Thanks: 391 Thanked 288 Times in 57 Posts	Mexico Trip i got this on my email today. what do you guys think?? i'm not saying these are my thoughts. Dear President Bush: I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: 1. Free medical care for my entire family. 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. 3. All government forms need to be printed in English. 4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers. 5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history. 6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down. 7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch. 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services. 9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws. 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English. 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. 12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws. 13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P. Thank you so much for your kind help. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT. Last edited by josh; 05-05-2006 at 11:44 AM.

05-05-2006	#2
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,126 Throcks: 337.17 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip Dang, tell us how you really feel dude who wrote the email. I guess this is a person who wants to send everyone back to Mexico. I don't hold that kind of dislike or hate in my heart for anyone, so I would hit the "delete" button. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

05-05-2006	#3
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,352 Throcks: 4,502.93 Thanks: 4,626 Thanked 1,749 Times in 436 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip Josh,you the man! __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-05-2006	#4
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,126 Throcks: 337.17 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip I dunno about the number 12, "nice job" one, I don't consider working in a beef packing plant...a nice job. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

05-05-2006	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,282 Throcks: 3,629.45 Thanks: 4,159 Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip Good one Josh! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-05-2006	#6
jugHEAD Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 34 Posts: 316 Throcks: 237.64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip Hey your free to have you opinion... but remember pretty much every state that you would cross over that border form used to be Mexico until we went in and stole it from them, and killed off their culture! __________________ AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!!

05-05-2006	#7
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,352 Throcks: 4,502.93 Thanks: 4,626 Thanked 1,749 Times in 436 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip Just my opinion, but this is the 21st Century. Times change. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-05-2006	#8
jugHEAD Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 34 Posts: 316 Throcks: 237.64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip Not aimed at you just a response What if we changed the country to Canada??? Double standard??? I hate those dang maple leafers and their hockey!!! I want to send this letter!! (in qoutes are just some smart ass comments about how we do things and act) Dear President Bush: I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Canada, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.(you can do that anytime when going to canada) So, would you mind telling your buddy, the prime minister of Canada, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: 1. Free medical care for my entire family. (they do have that up their since their president isnt an elitist asshole like ours) 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. (ohh their government is smart enought to be bilingual.....QUi!!) 3. All government forms need to be printed in English. (see above..QUI!) 4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.(see above) 5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history. (and teach them how we infected candaians with anthrax, lie to our citizens, killed our native americans, and persecute every monority in our country.... the stuff they dont teach american kids in america) 6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Candaianflag flying lower down. (since this never happens in america?? and we still fly the rebel flag on a few state capitals dont we? Better another countries flag than a racist one) 7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch. (WE DO THIS IN AMERICA FOR ALL KIDS NOT MATTER WHAT) 8. I will need a local Canadian driver's license so I can get easy access to government services. (dont your want people to have to pass a test.. ahve you seen illegals drive?) 9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws. (because no natural american citizens dont have insurance and drive soooooo damn well) 10. In case one of the Canadian police officers does not get the memo from Prim Minister to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English. ( once again canadians speak english and french and so do their mounties) 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. (yeah not of us drunk Irish guys do something like that on St Pats day? , and nobody complains when we get drunk) 12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws. (nice job..work in a packing house sometime and see if you call it nice! And its not like you have never cheated on your taxes0 13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. (yeah if you havent allready noticed the rest of the world doesnt have alot of nice things to say about Americans right now so we should be used to it) I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Canada. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P. Thank you so much for your kind help. __________________ AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!!

05-05-2006	#9
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,282 Throcks: 3,629.45 Thanks: 4,159 Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip If thats the case Jugg then the whole world needs to go back to Africa.....Since that's where we came from.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-05-2006	#11
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,126 Throcks: 337.17 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip I'm going back to Denmark or Holland...one of my home countries. I am gonna build a ship with a big busted lady on the prow and rape, pillage and plunder my way back home! __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

05-05-2006	#12
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,268 Throcks: 21.12 Thanks: 391 Thanked 288 Times in 57 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip it's good to see we can have different opinions without getting hostile towards eachother and by name calling. you bunch of rat bastards. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

05-05-2006	#13
jugHEAD Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 34 Posts: 316 Throcks: 237.64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip Well I dont know about the ship...... but you can be my big busted girl and we can go to AMSTERDAM!!!!! Feliz Cinco de Mayo mi Amigos!!!! Tequilla body shots off Lynnies butt, and I dont know about you but I am bout to put the beef in somones burrito..... TG?? __________________ AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!! Last edited by jugHEAD; 05-05-2006 at 12:33 PM. Reason: missspelled and need to add

05-05-2006	#14
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 241.17 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip I LOVE telling someone who is racist that we are all from Africa. Their head pretty much explodes as the try to use stupidity and ignorance to combat scientific fact. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-05-2006	#16
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,268 Throcks: 21.12 Thanks: 391 Thanked 288 Times in 57 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip exploding racist heads. great band name. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

05-05-2006	#18
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,352 Throcks: 4,502.93 Thanks: 4,626 Thanked 1,749 Times in 436 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip If we are going to do this, then hell, a bunch of damn lizards roamed this land millions of years ago. So let's just give the crap to the 'gators. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-05-2006	#19
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 241.17 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip Well, before there were lizards, there were the aliens, so, basically, word up little green men. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-05-2006	#20
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,352 Throcks: 4,502.93 Thanks: 4,626 Thanked 1,749 Times in 436 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip LOL. So now what do we do? __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-05-2006	#21
jess TnTU Sophomore Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A country mile North Posts: 98 Throcks: 221.15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip I have some Indian, I mean Native American, in me.

05-05-2006	#22
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 241.17 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip Start wearing aluminum on our heads I guess __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-05-2006	#23
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,352 Throcks: 4,502.93 Thanks: 4,626 Thanked 1,749 Times in 436 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip In you right now? __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-05-2006	#24
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,268 Throcks: 21.12 Thanks: 391 Thanked 288 Times in 57 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip i've always thought that antennaes were cool. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

05-05-2006	#25
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,352 Throcks: 4,502.93 Thanks: 4,626 Thanked 1,749 Times in 436 Posts	Re: Mexico Trip We'll all be dressed like Kazoo, from the Flinstones. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

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