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josh · 05-09-2006

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....

only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq- ruled by a dick.

Lynniebits · 05-09-2006

That is wonderful Josh, thanks. I guess I am India...Buddhist and looking for inner piece!

teachergirl · 05-09-2006

I love being an American girl...Josh, very cute (but isn't Iraq "ruled" by the USA now? Oh wait, I guess that still works!)

jpa · 05-09-2006

nice one josh

Lynniebits · 05-09-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

I love being an American girl...Josh, very cute (but isn't Iraq "ruled" by the USA now? Oh wait, I guess that still works!)

MMM · 05-09-2006

India.. hmm.. very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. I like this thread..

**Thender** · 05-09-2006

Hmmmmmmmmmm.........

Lynniebits · 05-10-2006

I thought the hot was just early hot flashes. Thank God it is just that I am hot. YOu know what they say, if you don't use it you lose it.

**Thender** · 05-10-2006

Lose what?......

**ob1** · 05-10-2006

My wife is 34.

Chubby · 05-10-2006

I guess that I'm, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Any sugardaddy's out here? Wait I think I fall into the catagory of that 82 year old guy from Council Bluffs who's looking for a wife..... Hmmmmmm

Lynniebits · 05-11-2006

Chubby, my uncle is looking...not 82, more like 50, but he is from Council Bluffs, and he is the richest one in my family...not that that says much.

Chubby · 05-19-2006

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Originally Posted by Lynniebits

Chubby, my uncle is looking...not 82, more like 50, but he is from Council Bluffs, and he is the richest one in my family...not that that says much.

So Lynnie tell me about your Uncle????

Lynniebits · 05-23-2006

Um, big Harley ridin dude. Longer hair...kinda like Todd's, and blonde, 6'4" big guy. Nice as the day is long, loves kids, has a son who is like 22. Owns a car lot. Pretty cool guy.

Chubby · 05-23-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

Um, big Harley ridin dude. Longer hair...kinda like Todd's, and blonde, 6'4" big guy. Nice as the day is long, loves kids, has a son who is like 22. Owns a car lot. Pretty cool guy.

Wow.... Harley type dude... As Paris Hilton would say.... "That's Hot!"

05-09-2006	#1
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 32 Posts: 2,729 Throcks: 1.51 Thanks: 3,828 Thanked 1,240 Times in 233 Posts	Geography GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now un-patrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq- ruled by a dick. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT. Last edited by Dave; 05-10-2006 at 07:57 AM.

05-09-2006	#2
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 34 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 570.76 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Geography That is wonderful Josh, thanks. I guess I am India...Buddhist and looking for inner piece! __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

05-09-2006	#3
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 440.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Geography I love being an American girl...Josh, very cute (but isn't Iraq "ruled" by the USA now? Oh wait, I guess that still works!) __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-09-2006	#4
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 8,103 Throcks: 3,201.00 Thanks: 1,391 Thanked 6,860 Times in 1,410 Posts	Re: Geography nice one josh __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

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MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,802.44 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: Geography India.. hmm.. very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. I like this thread..

05-09-2006	#7
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,939 Throcks: 8,094.01 Thanks: 17,475 Thanked 20,531 Times in 5,061 Posts	Re: Geography Hmmmmmmmmmm......... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-10-2006	#8
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 34 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 570.76 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Geography I thought the hot was just early hot flashes. Thank God it is just that I am hot. YOu know what they say, if you don't use it you lose it. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

05-10-2006	#9
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,939 Throcks: 8,094.01 Thanks: 17,475 Thanked 20,531 Times in 5,061 Posts	Re: Geography Lose what?...... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-10-2006	#10
ob1 kenobi Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,301 Throcks: 3,151.50 Thanks: 1,421 Thanked 3,683 Times in 715 Posts	Re: Geography My wife is 34. __________________

05-10-2006	#11
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,148 Throcks: 472.72 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Geography I guess that I'm, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Any sugardaddy's out here? Wait I think I fall into the catagory of that 82 year old guy from Council Bluffs who's looking for a wife..... Hmmmmmm __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

05-11-2006	#12
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 34 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 570.76 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Geography Chubby, my uncle is looking...not 82, more like 50, but he is from Council Bluffs, and he is the richest one in my family...not that that says much. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

05-23-2006	#14
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 34 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 570.76 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Geography Um, big Harley ridin dude. Longer hair...kinda like Todd's, and blonde, 6'4" big guy. Nice as the day is long, loves kids, has a son who is like 22. Owns a car lot. Pretty cool guy. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

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