"There's no f'in bowling in Cave Creek!" - Todd in his sleep

Cowboy saying...... in the Jokes / Music forum at Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums - Cowboy sayings that will never sound the same after that damned gay cowboy movie "Brokeback Mountain". 1. "I'm gonna pump ...

Members Panel
Go Back   Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums > Other Crap > Jokes / Music

Reply
Old 05-14-2006   #1
jpa
Special Members
Dave thinks I'm special!  YAY!
Over 1000 posts!
 
jpa's Avatar
 
Listens: Podcast
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Omaha
Age: 28
Posts: 7,408
Throcks: 1,398.33
Thanks: 789
Thanked 3,412 Times in 711 Posts
Cowboy saying......

Cowboy sayings that will never sound the same after that

damned gay cowboy movie "Brokeback Mountain".



1. "I'm gonna pump you full of lead!"




2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"




3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."




4. "Howdy, pardner."




5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."




6. "I reckon this is gonna hurt a little"




7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."




8. "Let's mount up!"




9. "Nice spread ya got there!"




10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
__________________
"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown
jpa no ha iniciado sesión   Reply With Quote
Old 05-14-2006   #2
Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!

Over 1000 posts!
 
TNT_Tony's Avatar
 
Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Bellevue, NE
Age: 25
Posts: 6,789
Throcks: 1,974.32
Thanks: 68
Thanked 2,137 Times in 420 Posts
Re: Cowboy saying......

When you're right, you're right.
__________________
"He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."
TNT_Tony no ha iniciado sesión   Reply With Quote
Old 05-14-2006   #3
Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.
Click here to become a supporting member!
Dave thinks I'm special!  YAY!
Over 1000 posts!
 
Thender's Avatar
 
Listens: Z92 - Mornings
Join Date: May 2005
Age: 38
Posts: 22,918
Throcks: 6,976.84
Thanks: 9,992
Thanked 12,068 Times in 3,040 Posts
Re: Cowboy saying......

I can think of a few more....
__________________

Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009

Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.


Thender no ha iniciado sesión   Reply With Quote
Old 05-14-2006   #4
TnTU Senior
 
ericcruefan's Avatar
 
Listens: Z92 - Mornings
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Louisville, Nebraska
Age: 22
Posts: 455
Throcks: 2,095.88
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to ericcruefan Send a message via MSN to ericcruefan Send a message via Yahoo to ericcruefan
Re: Cowboy saying......

lmao thats awesome
ericcruefan no ha iniciado sesión   Reply With Quote
Old 05-14-2006   #5
ob1
Happy All Hallow's Eve!
Click here to become a supporting member!
Dave thinks I'm special!  YAY!
Over 1000 posts!
 
ob1's Avatar
 
Listens: Z92 - Mornings
Join Date: May 2005
Age: 38
Posts: 7,022
Throcks: 2,053.34
Thanks: 1,356
Thanked 2,119 Times in 436 Posts
Re: Cowboy saying......

lol...no more "lasso my ass-o"!
__________________


ob1 no ha iniciado sesión   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:25 AM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0
Template-Modifications by TMS
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios
Rules & Privacy


Mortgages | MySpace Layouts | Society 2007 | Credit Counseling | Credit Cards