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**Thender** · 05-14-2006

There was a guy, named 2ox, riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so 2ox turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. 2ox ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and got on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert 2ox came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
2ox luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished all three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr 2ox?"
After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel?"

**ob1** · 05-14-2006

lol...that was better than the other fookin' joke!

**Thender** · 05-14-2006

There's another one coming.......

**ob1** · 05-14-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

There's another one coming.......

Bastard!

**Thender** · 05-14-2006

Yes I am!!!!! And I'm bored too......

**ob1** · 05-14-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

Yes I am!!!!! And I'm bored too......

Your boredom is not affecting your humor at all...you are on point tonight!

**Thender** · 05-14-2006

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Originally Posted by ob1

Your boredom is not affecting your humor at all...you are on point tonight!

SoCo is helping a bit.......

**ob1** · 05-14-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

SoCo is helping a bit.......

Slam one for me, dude! My heaviest beverage is Pepsi.

**Thender** · 05-14-2006

I'm slammin' something tonight!

2ox · 05-14-2006

you can borrow my camel!

**Thender** · 05-14-2006

^Naw.... I can't take your true love from ya .......

2ox · 05-14-2006

I said you can BORROW her not take her.....you think I'm fuckin nuts?!?!?!?

**Thender** · 05-14-2006

Still.... Sloppy seconds isn't my style........

jpa · 05-14-2006

^who you kidding

**Thender** · 05-14-2006

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Originally Posted by jpa

^who you kidding

Aparently no one.... Come here sloppy.....

2ox · 05-15-2006

sloppy camel toe...........I bet its kinda lumpy looking

**Thender** · 05-15-2006

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Originally Posted by 2ox

sloppy camel toe

Great band name.....

05-14-2006	#1
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	2ox and his camel.... There was a guy, named 2ox, riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so 2ox turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. 2ox ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and got on it again. Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert 2ox came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want." 2ox luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished all three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr 2ox?" After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel?" __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-14-2006	#2
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,918 Throcks: 1,556.20 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,499 Times in 332 Posts	Re: 2ox and his camel.... lol...that was better than the other fookin' joke! __________________ This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?

05-14-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: 2ox and his camel.... There's another one coming....... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-14-2006	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: 2ox and his camel.... Yes I am!!!!! And I'm bored too...... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-14-2006	#9
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: 2ox and his camel.... I'm slammin' something tonight! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-14-2006	#10
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,615 Throcks: 976.10 Thanks: 7 Thanked 446 Times in 98 Posts	Re: 2ox and his camel.... you can borrow my camel!

05-14-2006	#11
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: 2ox and his camel.... ^Naw.... I can't take your true love from ya ....... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-14-2006	#12
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,615 Throcks: 976.10 Thanks: 7 Thanked 446 Times in 98 Posts	Re: 2ox and his camel.... I said you can BORROW her not take her.....you think I'm fuckin nuts?!?!?!?

05-14-2006	#13
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: 2ox and his camel.... Still.... Sloppy seconds isn't my style........ __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. Last edited by Thender; 05-14-2006 at 07:31 PM.

05-14-2006	#14
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,033 Throcks: 946.99 Thanks: 125 Thanked 1,589 Times in 340 Posts	Re: 2ox and his camel.... ^who you kidding __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

05-15-2006	#16
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,615 Throcks: 976.10 Thanks: 7 Thanked 446 Times in 98 Posts	Re: 2ox and his camel.... sloppy camel toe...........I bet its kinda lumpy looking

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