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| Dave and his KY..... Dave is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Dave sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Dave decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Dave remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES"
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05-14-2006
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Dave and his KY..... lol...Dave's gonna bang a dude!
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| Re: Dave and his KY..... Hey.... I can't leave anybody out tonight...... 
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| Recovering Gambling Addict  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: Dave and his KY..... Having a bit of an orgy, thender? And yeah...you can read that comment, and think the word "bit" was used as a reference to your size... 
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| Re: Dave and his KY..... Quote:
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| Re: Dave and his KY..... Thats Great Best I've heard in a while
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| Re: Dave and his KY..... Quote:
Thanks for not putting me on the invite list, thender...it was probably for the best 
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| Re: Dave and his KY..... You're right dude.... I don't want any Jealous people creating fights over my hard, bronze body..... Woooo! That would be to much work moderating that party....
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| Wookin Pa Nub   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38
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 | Re: Dave and his KY..... Yeah, come on, this story's old news, and I'm ashamed of it, why do you have to keep bringing up the past? |
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